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5 reasons why doors are better than girlfriends

This is my first completely random, with emphasis on random, post evah....

Well, like it says in the title, doors are better than girlfriends. There are a number of reasons why. I'm just too lazy to think of all of them at once so here's 5 reasons why doors are better than girlfriends

Before I continue, I must warn you. There are some reasons that are for adults only...
...or those who don't really care if they're below 18 ...
...or those who know how random this blog is.

1. They never complain when you touch them.
yeah... you can touch a door anywhere and it won't complain at all. Women ,on the other hand, well the only women who won't complain are the prostitutes, the low class. A door made of diamond , a high-class door, won't complain how many times you poke it. Am I right?

2. They won't leave you.

yup. They just stay there. They'll wait for you 'til the end of time. It's rare to see a person whose that loyal. For doors, they'll even outlast you.

3. You can play with them all you want
t's fun to play with your girlfriends and all but after a while they get tired... and call it quits for the day. Doors, however, have unimaginable stamina. They can go on all day if you want. The games you play can range from innocent and sweet to adult fun... however you like it.

4. They'll "open" if you want them to. *
Its hard to get a woman to "open" specially if you're not that good-looking or she ain't a prostitute. Those are the wholesome girls some guys like. Doors, well, they'll open alright. Then you can go in, out, in, out, in, out as much as you want. Exciting no? There are those tight doors, hard to get in, while there are also those wide doors where you can share with another guy when you go in or out. There are some doors which will "open" as soon as you get near them. No hassle of flirting and all that shizz, just straightforward to the point and down to business.

5. They never press charges
For those guys who like it rough, they may end up hurting their girlfriends. If that's the case, good luck trying to hurt the door! That thing won't start whimpering if you start smacking it. Hurt your girlfriend, you can end up getting sued. You wont be even charged with homicide if you break a door in two.

And that's 5 reasons why doors are better than girlfriends!

*NOTE: Doors are easily led around and will "open" to anyone who wants them to. If you don't want you're door to "open" to other people, please remember to place a lock. I believe it's cheaper than chastity belts. Also, repairmen are cheaper than therapists.

The New Testament

after the deletion of my old blog entries *sniff*, the only thing na laman ng blog ko ay serious stuff, the advisory, and the A Similar Story series...

I'm thinking of creating a new blog dedicated to these stories (and other too serious matters) and leave all the random entries here, where it belongs... since I only have three followers, I need your opinion on this... oh and on how to make anew blog... LOL

thats it for now

I almost forgot

Random thought: two wrongs dont make a right but two rights puts you in the opposite direction and the opposite of right is wrong so... two rights make a wrong :P

A Similar story 2.2

A man enters the room while the other people are introducing themselves.

Althom: I'm sorry to interrupt. This is Lord Marquis Fialte.

Marquis: I need the following people to come with me.

Maruis and some people leave the lounge and enter the library.

Marquis: Okay, now that we're all here. It's time to start.

It did not take too long. After filling out a few forms, everyone started to head home.

Time: 2:00pm

Location: Office, Silversun Manor

William is resting on him armchair. A book is covering his face. Obviously, he is sleeping. Sebastian enters the room.

Sebastian: Did things go as planned sir?

William: ...
...
... yes they did Sebastian.

Sebastian: I know that sir doesn't like socializing with people.

William: *smiles* I made new...

Sebastian: friends, sir?

William: Don't be silly. Acquaintances. Now, will you go get the papers ready?

Sebastian: Right away sir.

sebastian exits

William: *whispers* You can't lose what you don't have...
...money...
...friends...
...hmm... amusing

William exits the office.

A Similar Story 2.1

Time: 6:00am

Location: Master Bedchamber, Silversun Manor

William Silversun was still sleeping when the head butler, Sebastian enters the room with breakfast and today's paper.

Sebastian: It is morning already sir. You're breakfast is ready and so is the carriage. Remember that you still have to go to the city.

William sits up still groggy

William: Ready my things while I eat my breakfast. There are still some things I need to take care of before I leave.

...

Sebastian: Sir, you do know that you cannot postpone your...

William: I know Sebastian. Ready my things, we're leaving.

Sebastian: And your breakfast, sir?

William drinks his coffee grabs the piece of toast and stuffs it in his mouth.

William: I'm going to get changed. Ready the carriage and wait for me there.

Sebastian: Right away sir.

Sebastian exits the chamber as William changes his clothes.

William: ...I hate dealing with people... well I can't get out of this one...

Time: 8:00 am

Location: Main Entrace, Sarsikin residence

Guard: Ah, Lord Silversun, Master Althom will be with you shortly. Please wait in the grand hall with the others.

William enters. The hall was filled with several people from different parts of the country. Different classes but all with the same mission.

William: ...
...
...how long is this gonna take...

Lady: excuse me...

William: yes?

Lady: If I'm not mistaken you are Lord William Silversun right?

William nods

Thess: I am Madame Thess Alcanes. I knew your father. This is my son Thomas Alcanes.

William and Thomas shake hands. Madame Thess continues to talk while Lord Althom enters the hall.

Althom: May I have everyone's attention. Everyone involved please proceed to the lounge. We will speak of the matters at hand there.

The huge crowd gathered at the hall was divided. Only a few entered the room together with Althom while the rest stayed outside.

Those who followed Althom entered the lounge. Several seats were prepared for the guests.

Althom: Ladies and gents, before we get started, I'd like for each of you to introduce yourselves. We do not care if you're from the nobility or a commoner, please stand and introduce yourself.

Lord Althom Sarsikin. Constable. Current conference overseer.

Lord Thomas Alcanes. Son of Lady Thess. Public event organizer.

Lady Caroline Phillips. One of the lead orators of the city.

Lady Angelique Seeth. Doctor-in-training.

Lord William Silversun.

A man enters the room while the other people are introducing themselves.

--TO BE CONTINUED--
all comments on the continuation only

A Similar Story

Time: just before dinner

Location: The Lounge, Nightrose manor

Rafael is lying on the couch staring blankly into the ceiling. His left hand on his forehead while his right holds a letter... the envelope containing the letter was torn open and scattered bits of it on the floor.

Rafael: ...
... It's only been awhile...
... what's wrong with me? ...hmmm?

The door to the lounge opens. In comes the head butler of the Nightrose family. A handsome young man in his late twenties. He has a smile on his face though it's obvious its not happiness.

Butler: young master...

Rafael: how many times have I already said, you don't need to ask permission from me to speak?

Michaelis: I apologize young master. Your dinner has been prepared. Shall we head for the dining hall?

Rafael sits up still in a dazed look. Michaelis notices the torn up envelope on the floor.

Michaelis: Is it the invitation to the party that troubles you?

Rafael: ...
... It's only been a few weeks since my last...
... I didn't do quite well in the last party either...

Michaelis: the young master treats himself too harshly.

Michaelis cleans up the bits of the envelope on the floor and disposes it

Michaelis: Do you wish to attend the party?

Rafael: ...
... you know I can't. I still have business to attend to. That and the stables are empty. My father takes the carriage on his way to his work and my mother is also using the other carriage.

Michaelis: Then its a matter of transportation? If you seek to meet your friends that badly, why not...

Rafael: friends...

Michaelis: yes young master, you're friends

Rafael: ...I feel like I'm pushing them away from me...
...it's like I don't really belong in that crowd...
*smiles* of all the people here, you should know that I do not really enjoy going to these events.

Michaelis: yes. The young master does enjoy staying home...

Rafael stands up approaches and looks out the window. It was already dark outside. Since the manor was far from the town, there was almost no light outside and nothing in sight but a vast garden covered in darkness.

Rafael: ...but after that incident... I started yearning to go out and attend those events. I've already been alone for a long time. I want to keep going out... to be surrounded by people. Yet I do not really know how to act or behave in those things. I feel like a fool.

Michaelis: as far as I know, that incident has nothing to do with this event. May I ask, what this event is about?

Rafael: I myself do not know. It's just a gathering among us friends...
...but I don't know if I can go... or if I want to go anymore...

Michaels: Are they not your close friends?

Rafael: ...close friends...
*whispers* then why do I feel so distant...

Michaelis: Did you say something, young master?

Rafael: It's nothing. I'm retiring to my quarters.

Michaeils: But what about your dinner young master?

Rafael: Do whatever you want with it. I've lost my appetite for the night.

Rafael exits the lounge and heads upstairs. Michaelis heads to the kitchen and meets with the chef.

Location: Kitchen, Nightrose manor

Chef: Hey, Michaeils! What's with that weird look?

Michaelis: It's nothing to be worried about Bart. *sigh* the master treats himself too harshly

Bart: heh, prob'ly teen angst. You're right. Nothing to be worried about.

Michaelis: ...

Location: 2nd floor hallway, Nightrose manor

Rafael: ...
... Do I really belong with... those people...
...

Rafael enters his room and shuts the door...

New Complete Randomness Advisory

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coughing
fever
sweating
vomiting
fatigue
diarrhea
pulmonary edema
nausea
dementia
ataxia
amnesia
hypersensitivity
encephalitis
depression
smiling alot
intense laughter
scratching
reading aloud
staring at a wall
believing you're cool
enjoying solitaire
running around in the nude
swimming
tossing
obsession with marshmallows
packing sheets
cocking and pulling
listening to pudding
rubbing mashed potatoes on a dog
squiggling
naming your rabbit Honeybunch
buying a DS
kicking someone in the balls
developing romantic feelings for a doorknob
false sense of justice
distorted perception of time, space and the alphabet
believing in the non-existence of Spongebob
applying logic to Disney films
urge to poke other people
nibbling
potatoes
soup

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BV... NV

Off to a bad start itong bagong blog ko ah... Dapat yung first 2 blogs ko is for the nasugbu experience pero wala na ako sa mood... so next time na lang yun.

Like a friend of mine once wrote about, Imma gonna write about a little feeling called envy. And just like that friend of mine, i'm not mentioning names so don't expect me to type "elora" anywhere on this entry, I'm envious of a lot of things... maybe almost anything. Sometimes I'm even jealous of others but I'm not going there. Believe it or not, envy and jealousy are different. Wanna know more? Scroll down for definitions.

Anyways...

Like I said I'm envious of a lot of stuff whether it be from a friend or a complete stranger, if you have it and I don't, i'm already envious. (As long as "IT" doesn't hurt me in a bad way) I've actually grown used to being envious about things to the point that i don't even care about it much but there are some things that still put me in a depressing mood.

I know it's trivial but I still can't get over the fact that inaallow kayo to go out often. Kakatapos lang nung Nasugbu experiment and I'm craving to go out again. doesn't matter where I just want to go out hang out with friends... kahit ba nakaupo lang sa tabi ng kalye basta meh kasama ako.
Well, ngayon you guys get to go out again, i'm stuck here with a broken RE4 game. I'm not jealous, just envious. Oh well, wala naman mangyayari if I mope around here... just venting out a bit. have fun guys.

*groan* meh random thought of the day pa nga pala...

Random thought for the day: Couch potatoes make excellent french fries

--------------DEFINITIONS------------

ENVY= the desire for something that someone else has, or a feeling of ill will over another person's advantages in general

JEALOUSY = a resentful suspicion that someone else has what rightfully belongs to the jealous person

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--Temporarily Out of Service--

--COMPLETE RANDOMNESS IS TEMPORARILY OUT OF SERVICE--

Complete Randomness will be temporarily out of service due to a malfunction that erased all my blog posts...

I will undergo a temporary leave from blogging since this catastrophe has completely devastated me. This problem will scar my blog life forever... this is so buuuuulll

Unfortunately all my blogs posts will never be recovered anymore so I will attempt to write more entries as soon as possible when I return from my leave for mental, emotional, inner peace.

Please bear with my inconvenience

GAWWWD...

Random thought: YOU KNOW WHAT'S BULLSH!T? ...penguins.

Another random thought: Losing you blog ain't cowsh!t, its BULLSH!T

R.I.P.

oh shit... nabura lahat ng laman ng blog ko..... damn.....