WARNING!
COMPLETE RANDOMNESS WILL ENSUE
Please keep out of reach of children. Do not expose to fire. Store in a cool dry place. Contains small parts not suitable for minor audiences. Parental guidance is still not advised. Expires on February 31. Remember to shake before stirring. Do not accept is seal is broken.
Prolonged exposure may lead to:
sneezing
coughing
fever
sweating
vomiting
fatigue
diarrhea
pulmonary edema
nausea
dementia
ataxia
amnesia
hypersensitivity
encephalitis
depression
smiling alot
intense laughter
scratching
reading aloud
staring at a wall
believing you're cool
enjoying solitaire
running around in the nude
swimming
tossing
obsession with marshmallows
packing sheets
cocking and pulling
listening to pudding
rubbing mashed potatoes on a dog
squiggling
naming your rabbit Honeybunch
buying a DS
kicking someone in the balls
developing romantic feelings for a doorknob
false sense of justice
distorted perception of time, space and the alphabet
believing in the non-existence of Spongebob
applying logic to Disney films
urge to poke other people
nibbling
potatoes
soup
The Managerment is not responsible for any valuables lost during your stay here. We hope you enjoyed wasting your time reading this advisory.
COMPLETE RANDOMNESS WILL ENSUE
Please keep out of reach of children. Do not expose to fire. Store in a cool dry place. Contains small parts not suitable for minor audiences. Parental guidance is still not advised. Expires on February 31. Remember to shake before stirring. Do not accept is seal is broken.
Prolonged exposure may lead to:
sneezing
coughing
fever
sweating
vomiting
fatigue
diarrhea
pulmonary edema
nausea
dementia
ataxia
amnesia
hypersensitivity
encephalitis
depression
smiling alot
intense laughter
scratching
reading aloud
staring at a wall
believing you're cool
enjoying solitaire
running around in the nude
swimming
tossing
obsession with marshmallows
packing sheets
cocking and pulling
listening to pudding
rubbing mashed potatoes on a dog
squiggling
naming your rabbit Honeybunch
buying a DS
kicking someone in the balls
developing romantic feelings for a doorknob
false sense of justice
distorted perception of time, space and the alphabet
believing in the non-existence of Spongebob
applying logic to Disney films
urge to poke other people
nibbling
potatoes
soup
The Managerment is not responsible for any valuables lost during your stay here. We hope you enjoyed wasting your time reading this advisory.