Friday, April 30, 2010

New Complete Randomness Advisory

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running around in the nude
swimming
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rubbing mashed potatoes on a dog
squiggling
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buying a DS
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developing romantic feelings for a doorknob
false sense of justice
distorted perception of time, space and the alphabet
believing in the non-existence of Spongebob
applying logic to Disney films
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BV... NV

Off to a bad start itong bagong blog ko ah... Dapat yung first 2 blogs ko is for the nasugbu experience pero wala na ako sa mood... so next time na lang yun.

Like a friend of mine once wrote about, Imma gonna write about a little feeling called envy. And just like that friend of mine, i'm not mentioning names so don't expect me to type "elora" anywhere on this entry, I'm envious of a lot of things... maybe almost anything. Sometimes I'm even jealous of others but I'm not going there. Believe it or not, envy and jealousy are different.
Wanna know more? Scroll down for definitions.

Anyways...

Like I said I'm envious of a lot of stuff whether it be from a friend or a complete stranger, if you have it and I don't, i'm already envious. (As long as "IT" doesn't hurt me in a bad way) I've actually grown used to being envious about things to the point that i don't even care about it much but there are some things that still put me in a depressing mood.

I know it's trivial but I still can't get over the fact that inaallow kayo to go out often. Kakatapos lang nung Nasugbu experiment and I'm craving to go out again. doesn't matter where I just want to go out hang out with friends... kahit ba nakaupo lang sa tabi ng kalye basta meh kasama ako.
Well, ngayon you guys get to go out again, i'm stuck here with a broken RE4 game. I'm not jealous, just envious. Oh well, wala naman mangyayari if I mope around here... just venting out a bit. have fun guys.

*groan* meh random thought of the day pa nga pala...

Random thought for the day: Couch potatoes make excellent french fries

--------------DEFINITIONS------------

ENVY= the desire for something that someone else has, or a feeling of ill will over another person's advantages in general



Thursday, April 22, 2010

--Temporarily Out of Service--

--COMPLETE RANDOMNESS IS TEMPORARILY OUT OF SERVICE--

Complete Randomness will be temporarily out of service due to a malfunction that erased all my blog posts...

I will undergo a temporary leave from blogging since this catastrophe has completely devastated me. This problem will scar my blog life forever... this is so buuuuulll

Unfortunately all my blogs posts will never be recovered anymore so I will attempt to write more entries as soon as possible when I return from my leave for mental, emotional, inner peace.

Please bear with my inconvenience

GAWWWD...

Random thought: YOU KNOW WHAT'S BULLSH!T? ...penguins.

Another random thought: Losing you blog ain't cowsh!t, its BULLSH!T

R.I.P.

oh shit... nabura lahat ng laman ng blog ko..... damn.....